How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

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How many dog does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and your inside worried about a stupid light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that is not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp.

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go ahead!! Make me!!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...

Lab: Oh, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh???

Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Doberman Pinscher: While it is dark, I am going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiff's are NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK!

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb!

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there, you see it, right there.

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who care????

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light Bulb? Light Bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Police German Shepherd Dog: Before or after the coffee and doughnut??

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