Almost
every pet owner talks to their pet to some extent. It may simply be “Sit”, “Stay”,
or “Down”, or it could be “What a good girl, good girl!” Yet
for many pet owners, myself included, there comes a time when talking to
ones animal’s takes on the appearance of being crazy. This isn’t
to say that it is crazy, since technically it’s not crazy as long as
you don’t think your pet is talking back to you. However, many of us
end up looking crazy as we either try to get our pet’s attention, or
try to convince our pet to behave a certain way. I had this experience recently
as I tried to fix my front door which had been sticking. My cat Marvin is
fascinated with the outdoors, and was very interested as I stood in the open
doorway. Since he is an indoor cat I had put up some barriers but was unconvinced
that they would hold back an eager cat. As I started working on the door,
Marvin started working on the barriers. My work was routinely interrupted
as I’d peak back to say, “Stay. Marvin stop. Stay there. Marvin
No!” I was kneeling in front of my door with a piece of sand paper
in my hand repeating, “Knock it off,” when I realized that I
appeared crazy. I was all primed to tell anyone that might pass by that my
cat was just inside the door, but that wasn’t necessary, as no one
bothered approaching the crazy lady talking to her door. My one solace is
knowing that I’m not alone in my perceived craziness, as I’ve
seen others try to explain to their dog why they should walk faster, or try
to bribe their dog to come back after escaping their leash, or as I’ve
done before, try to explain to my cat why they are not allowed on the counters
or the curtains. It all is perfectly logical as long no one else sees you
talking to your door.
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